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Last Updated on November 29, 2019 by Diane Hoffmaster
I am a passionate foodie and have a rather impressive collection of cookbooks on my shelves. Never have I found one that makes me laugh out loud until I bought 50 Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook. Seriously, this chicken cookbook is a unique balance of humor and actual food porn that is both sensual and disturbing all at the same time. Know someone who loves food? Have a friend who was a little TOO excited about the 50 Shades of Grey movies? Think your husband will get a kick out of dominating dinner? You need to get the 50 Shades of Chicken cookbook.
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
This 50 Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook is a filled with fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last. Yes, you heard me...seductive chicken recipes that make every dinner a turn-on. Here is the blurb from Amazon:
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap.“I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
50 Shades of Chicken Cookbook Trailer
Seriously, from the very introduction and all the way through this chicken cookbook, you will be inspired to cook and laugh all at the same time. While I have found some great chicken recipes in the past to try, the ones in this 50 Shades of Chicken cookbook have me salivating!
50 Shades of Chicken Cookbook Recipes
During the introduction of this chicken cookbook, you meet Miss Chicken, who is at the mercy of a very experienced, sexy and hungry chef named Mr. Blades. These two get up to some serious shenanigans in the kitchen! Each recipe has it's own microstory to go along with it and you will never look at olive oil or twine in the same way ever again! Here are a few of the deliciously sensual chicken recipes you will find in the 50 Shades of Chicken cookbook:
- Dripping Thighs,
- Learning to Truss You
- Erect Chicken
- Chicken with a Lardon
The book is divided into three chapters, titled The Novice Bird, Falling to Pieces — Chicken Parts and Bits, and Birds Gone Wild — Advanced Techniques. It contains 50 recipes and some amazing color photos. The recipes themselves are a nice blend of completely simple and slightly more upscale. While it is definitely meant to be humorous, it is also a fully functional chicken cookbook as well!
I am loving the recipes in this chicken cookbook and the storyline of Miss Chicken and Mr. Blades is downright hilarious in a sensual yet slightly disturbing way! I definitely recommend you buy 50 Shades of Chicken for your own kitchen adventures!
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Diane is a professional blogger and nationally certified pharmacy technician at Good Pill Pharmacy. She has two college aged kids, one husband and more pets than she will admit to. She earned her BS in Microbiology at the University of New Hampshire but left her career in science to become a stay at home mom. Years of playing with LEGO and coloring with crayons had her craving a more grown up purpose to her life and she began blogging and freelance writing full time. You can learn more about her HERE.