Okay, so I am really a very neat person and while my house isn’t showcase worthy, I would not be embarrassed to have people over to visit without too much advanced notice. Lately, though, I have noticed that my dishwasher is starting to take on a life of its own. We are starting to notice bits and pieces of crud on our dishes and a quick peak inside has us wondering what that layer of ick is that looks like it could get up and walk away. So, I started trying to figure out how to clean it. What did I do first? Head to my computer and Google “How to Clean Your Dishwasher” of course, because the Google Gods can tell me everything, right? Well, I must have browsed through 10 websites about how to clean your dishwasher and they all made it look incredibly easy. I thought “I can handle this”. I am pretty sure I was grossly mistaken.
How To Clean Your Dishwasher: The Grimy Reality!
Step one in How to Clean Your Dishwasher says to unplug the unit from the wall to turn off the electricity and prevent shock. The picture on the ‘how to’ website shows a lovely and neat under sink area with a very obvious plug going into the wall. What do *I* have? I have a cabinet full of cleaners and trash bags and an electrical cord that disappears into the wall with no sign of a plug. Okay, I will skip step one and insert my own step one…Pray I do not get electrocuted !
Step Two in How to Clean Your Dishwasher says to remove the dish racks from the unit and then (using a screwdriver) remove the arm dew-hickey thing at the bottom of the dishwasher. Okay, this requires a little bit of work. First, I have to locate the screwdriver in the junk drawer…please tell me I am not the only person that has a drawer that looks like this…
After I finally locate the screwdriver and shove 5 years worth of crap back into the drawer I head back to my dishwasher. (Making note that the next kitchen chore I tackle needs to be Clean Out the Junk Drawer) I easily remove the rack from the bottom of the unit and am presented with an arm thingy that is held on by some sort of plastic knob instead of screws. Okay, I just wasted an awful lot of time looking for a screwdriver that I apparently don’t need. Oh, but WAIT! Under the arm thing is another giant plastic thing held down with what looks like screws. Only those aren’t screws, those things require a wrench and why doesn’t MY dishwasher innards look like the other 10 websites that I looked at? THOSE people easily removed all the inner workings of their dishwasher without breaking a sweat. I am about ready to just call up Home Depot and buy a brand new dishwasher at this point.
Step Three in How to Clean Your Dishwasher says to sprinkle the interior of the dishwasher with a light abrasive of some sort and scrub with a toothbrush. Really? I am pretty sure a toothbrush is going to be rather ineffective at this point. I am thinking something along the lines of a shovel might be in order. But, I go grab the sacrificial toothbrush out of the bathroom and sprinkle the interior of the dishwasher with baking soda. While scrubbing with one hand I try valiantly to keep the dog from licking the interior of the dishwasher while I work. She isn’t very bright but comes in handy when we have plates that need cleaning after dinner.
Step Four in How to Clean Your Dishwasher is to try not to gag while scraping all of the leftover food/mold/crud out of the machine. I find a plastic spoon covered in black stuck in the drain and am scraping huge chunks of heaven only knows what from all the cracks and crevices. Vinegar is also recommended in cleaning the interior of the dishwasher so I dump some of that in, too. A LOT. It makes a lovely fizzy sound and I just hope it is loosening up the six year layer of crud residing in my dishwasher. Let me just reiterate here that I am really NOT a slob…the mere fact that I have inches of this stuff inside my dishwasher is seriously making me sick!
Step Five in How to Clean Your Dishwasher is to reassemble everything and run your dishwasher with more vinegar. This, I can do! I put everything back together and pour the rest of my vinegar into a glass measuring cup. Setting the measuring cup on the top shelf, I close the door and start the machine. The websites I read recommend the hottest setting your machine has and stopping it after 10 minutes to let it soak. In theory, the vinegar inside the machine is supposed to magically loosen and clean my dishwasher so that I am left with a gleaming white interior. Yeah, well, not so much. After the first run it is certainly CLEANER but there is still crud in all of the cracks and crevices. I decide to try it again but I have completely exhausted the vinegar supply in my house. Further research indicates that a packet of lemonade powder in water is also an effective dishwasher cleaner but I don’t have any of that either. I do, however, have lemon juice so I refill my measuring cup with the lemon juice and dump some baking soda in the unit out of desperation. One more high temperature run yields a much cleaner dishwasher but I am pretty sure there is still stuff lurking under all those parts I couldn’t figure out how to get out. I think I will put ‘Clean the Dishwasher’ on the honey do list and let HIM figure out how to take it apart. Or, just buy a new dishwasher…
Have any tips on how to clean your dishwasher without the huge levels of frustration I created for myself today?